Bored out of my skull…came to ANL for relief and inspiration and WTF do I find??? Jesus’ birthday (it’s the reason for the season) is nearly come and gone and there is absolutely no commentary from Fruitloop OR Nutcase on the subject.  I must say I am sorely disappointed.  Surely there are tales of dysfunction to be shared.  Come on Fruitloop help a sister out…since I got kicked out of Nutcase’s family, I have no fodder for entertainment anymore without traveling to Walmart.

Dirty Smoker did see a clever bumper sticker the other day — So Many Christians, So Few Lions.  Heh, heh.

Okay that was fun.  Guess I’ll go load some crap on my Crackberry.

Got this one in my gmail spam folder today.. These are crazy funny..

Dear Friend,

Good day,

I just want to inform you that I have deposited your ATM MASTER CARD of USD $800, 000. 00 United state dollars to the FedEx Delivery services here in West Africa, due to I have waited enough to hear from you so that your funds will be Transferred through CENTRAL BANK OF AFRICA (BOA) here, but because of the late Response I now decide to deposit the ATM MASTER CARD with the FedEx delivery services with your previous information as you Listed it before.

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If you are interested, please email me at nutcase@aboutnavellint.com

I just got this in my email. Sweet!

From: Britain Heritage Promotion [asousa@brandeis.edu]
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: Award Notification !!!
Attention:

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of £750,000.00 Great British Pounds from InternationalBritain’s Heritage Promotion programs held in the year 2008 in London, United Kingdom.

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NOTE: To file for your claim,

please contact the claim

department below providing the

underlisted informations.

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Name: Richard Llyod

E-mail: britainheritage000@live.com

Fax: +44 709288 2173

Tel: +44 701113 2981

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1,FULL NAMES:……………………..

2,WINNING EMAIL ADDRESS:……………

3,SECRET PIN CODE: p7xwyz2008p

4,REFERENCE NUMBER: BMW/2008/3551257004/34 ==================================================

I have just the place. I found this the other day, and thought I’d do what ever I could to help these people out, which as it turns out, isn’t a whole fuck of a lot.

Best I can come up with is to mention it here.

http://www.myguiltylittlesecret.com

If you have something you have been needing to get off your chest, this would be a spectacular place to post it. No names, no IP addresses, just your secret and the world!!

What could be more fun. Now get off your ass and go post!

Fuckers.